Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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