So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
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Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize