M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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