It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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