The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
the day after is always just damage control
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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