I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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