awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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