Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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