Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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