normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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