We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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