Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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