he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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