is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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