it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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