Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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