Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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