I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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