I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize