God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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