I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
