we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
