We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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