id be glad to
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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