We're like a lot better than the average bears
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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