he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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