jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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