Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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