theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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