drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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