he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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