I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
