bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We left the knife in your bed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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