nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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