We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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