Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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