I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Sorry my hands just texted you
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
We need a shit load of segways right now
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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