I wish i was in the wii world.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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