U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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