It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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