Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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