You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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