I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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