did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
