Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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