What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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