You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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