My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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