what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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