What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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