Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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