There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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