normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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