Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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