i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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