bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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