Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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