I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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