I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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