just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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