butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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